About Me
Who is the crazy bitch? It could, perhaps, be... Samantha! Master of the pen (mightier than the sword, may I add), or in most cases, Master of the keyboard. I am the shit, and that's all you really need to know, but there is some random trivia about me after the smexy photo.
Ok. Let's talk about sex... I mean, me. XD
Descriptive Quote of the (insert update time frame)
"I love some bad bitches with some sexy-ass tattoos."
Continuing with the random trivia:
Favorite...
Color... green
Food... sushi! Or, well, anything with raw fish. Or smoked salmon.
Drink... non-alcoholic would be pineapple juice. Alcoholic would be coconut rum (straight or mixed)
Author ... either Chuck Palahniuk or Poppy Z. Brite.
Candy ... I like anything that's not fake-chocolate-flavored or banana flavored.
Game ... I love me some WoW, DDR, and Final Fantasy VIII. However, I rarely have the time to play.
I'm bored with that. Time for things you didn't know about me!
a. I am incapable of finishing video games. Just can't do it.
b. I drive a '92 truck with a lift kit. Standard.
c. I love flying. I love it.
d. I am brilliant, know it, and will definitely inform you of the fact often. I think being me = awesome.
e. I am a certified homewrecker. Someone give me a plaque.
f. I like to cook. I'm not very good at it, but I like it anyway.
g. I am a big fan of driving other people's cars.
h. If you have a nice car, you should let me drive it.
i. Like seriously.
j. I DJ for an online radio station, which I may, in the future, link to.
k. I have mad writer's block half the time.
l. I don't like drinking ginger ale because it reminds me of vomiting.
m. I want to go to Calcutta someday.
n. I am a poor college student. Buy me lunch.
o. I really do love some sexy ass tattoos. If you have a tattoo, send me a picture. My email address should be on the front page.
p. I fall in love easily. Most of the time it is with fictional characters. I am currently infatuated with Zillah, of Lost Souls.
q. I am a music addict. I only DJ because I like to inflict my taste in music upon others. If you want a CD mixed for you, email me. I have almost everything.
r. I love my Kappa Sigma men, my Sinfonians, and my Cleveland gaming buddies. If any of you took the time to visit this site, fucking PROPS.
s. Someone needs to bring me a bottle of strawberry Boone's Farm. I will be eternally grateful and will probably either make you a CD or write you a something-or-other.
t. Political Science is where it's at.
u. I wear men's cologne sometimes. Usually when I'm feeling under the weather. It's comforting.
v. I love taking pictures.
w. I have fantasies about owning a massive collection of books. No shit.
x. I also have fantasies about owning one of these : hotness
y. I also have fantasies involving Brad Pitt a la Fight Club, handcuffs, and a chain link fence. If you get my drift.
z. Miyavi is the hottest thing since ... the sun. No shit, huh?
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I ran out of letters. Numbering things is boring. That's all, for now.
Food... sushi! Or, well, anything with raw fish. Or smoked salmon.
Drink... non-alcoholic would be pineapple juice. Alcoholic would be coconut rum (straight or mixed)
Author ... either Chuck Palahniuk or Poppy Z. Brite.
Candy ... I like anything that's not fake-chocolate-flavored or banana flavored.
Game ... I love me some WoW, DDR, and Final Fantasy VIII. However, I rarely have the time to play.
I'm bored with that. Time for things you didn't know about me!
a. I am incapable of finishing video games. Just can't do it.
b. I drive a '92 truck with a lift kit. Standard.
c. I love flying. I love it.
d. I am brilliant, know it, and will definitely inform you of the fact often. I think being me = awesome.
e. I am a certified homewrecker. Someone give me a plaque.
f. I like to cook. I'm not very good at it, but I like it anyway.
g. I am a big fan of driving other people's cars.
h. If you have a nice car, you should let me drive it.
i. Like seriously.
j. I DJ for an online radio station, which I may, in the future, link to.
k. I have mad writer's block half the time.
l. I don't like drinking ginger ale because it reminds me of vomiting.
m. I want to go to Calcutta someday.
n. I am a poor college student. Buy me lunch.
o. I really do love some sexy ass tattoos. If you have a tattoo, send me a picture. My email address should be on the front page.
p. I fall in love easily. Most of the time it is with fictional characters. I am currently infatuated with Zillah, of Lost Souls.
q. I am a music addict. I only DJ because I like to inflict my taste in music upon others. If you want a CD mixed for you, email me. I have almost everything.
r. I love my Kappa Sigma men, my Sinfonians, and my Cleveland gaming buddies. If any of you took the time to visit this site, fucking PROPS.
s. Someone needs to bring me a bottle of strawberry Boone's Farm. I will be eternally grateful and will probably either make you a CD or write you a something-or-other.
t. Political Science is where it's at.
u. I wear men's cologne sometimes. Usually when I'm feeling under the weather. It's comforting.
v. I love taking pictures.
w. I have fantasies about owning a massive collection of books. No shit.
x. I also have fantasies about owning one of these : hotness
y. I also have fantasies involving Brad Pitt a la Fight Club, handcuffs, and a chain link fence. If you get my drift.
z. Miyavi is the hottest thing since ... the sun. No shit, huh?
...........
I ran out of letters. Numbering things is boring. That's all, for now.